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[siamak]

while (success!=true) { keepMovingForward(); }

if (you.sad()==true) { sad.stop(); beAwesome(); }

while (true) { problems++; }

while (! ( succeed = try() ) ) ;

while (noSuccess) { tryAgain() ; if(dead) break ; }
Trust Me, I’am Programmer
Think once code twice
If at once you don’t succeed, CODE
There is no place like 127.0.0.1
hello world

Life has no ctrl+z
< / >
Programmer : An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.
There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Take a <\br>
God is real unless declared as integer.
Talk is cheap, show me the code.

do { live_life ( <3 ) ; } while (1==1) ;

Hide and seek champion -> “ ; “ , Since 1958.
Eat.Sleep.Code.Repeat

 

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1. Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity.
2. My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.
3. A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
4. If at first you don’t succeed, you must be programmer.
5. Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
6. Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
7. If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
8. Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.
9. Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.
10. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
11. Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.
12. My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.
13. God is real unless declared as integer.
14. If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.
15. I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies).
16. Programming is thinking, not typing.
17. I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.
18. The only people up at 3am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.
19. Programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.
20. Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
21. Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
22. Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
23. Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
24. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
25. If Python is executable pseudo code, then Perl is executable line noise.
26. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
27. Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
28. To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
29. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
30. Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?
31. Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…”
32. Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !
33. rm -rf /bin/laden
34. I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !
35. The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
36. I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.
37. See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
38. Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
39. u what it sounded like before you bought it.
40. Yo mumma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
41. Windows Vista: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.
42. The more I C, the less I see.
43. Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
44. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
45. The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
46. If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
47. Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
48. Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
49. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.
50. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
51. The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !
52. If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.
53. Better to be a geek than an idiot.
54. I went to a gentleman’s cybercafe — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance’.
55. After Perl everything else is just assembly language.
56. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
57. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.